Licensed by nobody · Regulated by the Rules Committee
Gamble your season budget. Responsibly. Fictionally.
The only casino where the house loses on purpose. Every chip is a traffic cone. Every cone is worthless. Play until scrutineering opens.
⚠ NO REAL MONEY · NO REAL CONES · NO REAL RACECAR WAS HARMED · FS RULE T-0.0.0 COMPLIANT
Balance
1,000
Total wagered
0
Biggest win
0
Sponsor bailouts
0
Hall of Cones
Playing as guest
1,000
These cones are temporary. Close the tab and they're gone, and you
won't appear on the board. Sign in and your balance follows you to
any device — along with any debt you pick up.
—SIGNED IN
Cones
0
Sponsor debt
0
Net worth
0
The board ranks you on net worth — cones minus sponsor debt. Borrowing keeps you playing, but it costs you position.
1. All bets are settled in Cones 🚧, the official currency of knocking things over on the autocross track. 2. Cones have no cash value, no resale value, and cannot be exchanged for carbon fibre, sleep, or an accumulator that passes on the first attempt. 3. If you hit zero, you may apply for sponsorship. Like real life, it is humiliating and it works about 1 in 47 times. Unlike real life, here it works instantly. 4. The house edge is negative. The tables pay back about 103% of what goes through them. You are very slightly favoured, but the swings still decide the night — a bad run is a real bad run. Earn Cones in Tetris and the sim, then bring them here. 5. This is a parody. e‑gnition Hamburg e.V. builds electric and driverless racecars, not casinos. Please do not gamble the sponsorship money. Please.
Scrutineering 21
Blackjack · 6‑deck shoe
RTP ≈ 103% · BJ pays 3:2
Scrutineer draws to 16, stands on all 17. Blackjack (21 on two cards) pays 3:2 — instant tech sticker. Bust over 21 and you're back in the queue.
CHIEF SCRUTINEER
YOUR CAR
Place your stake and roll the car in.
Akkupacker Deluxe
Slots · 3 reels · 1 line
RTP ≈ 103.5%
Any two matching returns your stake.
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🔧
🛞
Pull the lever. The accumulator is watching.
Cone Drop
Plinko · 12 rows
RTP ≈ 103%
Every peg is a design judge asking "but why that material?" Bounce your way to the outer buckets.
Last 8 drops
Aim for the edges. Pray to the pegs.
Skidpad
European roulette · single zero
RTP ≈ 103%
0
no bets placed
Straight number 35:1 · Dozen & column 2:1 · Red/Black, Odd/Even, 1‑18/19‑36 1:1.
Zero is the cone you clipped on lap 1. It takes everything outside.
🔻
Place chips. The wheel does not care about your CFD.
Acceleration Run
Crash · 75 m of pure regret
RTP ≈ 103%
The multiplier climbs until the AMS throws a fault. It always throws a fault. The only question is whether you lifted first.
History
Green light. Send it.
Cone Field
Mines · Autocross layout
RTP ≈ 103%
Every clean tile is a gate you didn't miss. Every cone is +2 seconds and, in this establishment, your entire stake.
Next tile pays —
25 tiles. Some have cones. Good luck, driver.
Paddock Sprint
Race betting · 75 m drag
RTP ≈ 103%
Six teams, one 75 metre sprint. Form is fixed — the quick ones are
quick every week, and the fragile ones are fragile every week.
Top 3 pays less but forgives a bad launch.
Pick a car and send them.
Last 8 winners
Telemetry Dice
Dice · roll under / over
RTP ≈ 103%
Win chance 50.00%
Payout 1.94×
The datalogger has never lied. It has, however, stopped recording 3 laps into Endurance.
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050100
Pick a number. Trust the sensors.
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Welcome to the Boxenstopp Royale
You've been credited 1,000 Cones. Do not spend them all in the Akkupacker.
▸ This is a joke. It is a parody casino themed on a student Formula Student team.
▸ There is no real money involved, anywhere, ever.
▸ Cones cannot be bought, sold, cashed out, or laminated.
▸ Balance resets when you refresh the page. That's the responsible-gambling feature.
▸ e‑gnition Hamburg e.V. builds racecars. They did not build this.
Create an account
A name and a PIN, nothing else. Your cones follow you to any device.
This protects a pile of imaginary traffic cones, so please don't reuse
a PIN that matters.